PCK style sex theory

PCK style sex theory

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,Aloysius.........................................

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? siao ah! blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy :Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

(The above is just for a laugh. I am not this kind of person. Pls dun misunderstood me. Ty. Haha^^)