15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.

15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.

1. You wish that the human body does not need to respire so much in order to carry out its bodily functions, so that you can use more energy to mug than sleep.

2. You have a timetable for every 15 minute interval of your life, in order to maximize the optimum capacity you can mug whilst having a remainder of time resting in order to not "burn out" before you need to. After all, what loser thinks in the short run? Draw a LRAC (Long Run Awakeness Capacity Curve) la!

3. You always never fail to carry your GC around, in case you feel the pressing need to calculate the dy/dx of a curve you see in the street.

4. You live, eat, sleep, dream Chemistry. Le Chatelier's Principle is the answer to all life's philosophies.

5. You always have panadol in your bag. Mugging has always been a priority to you in contrast to resting, and you'd rather synthetically alleviate yourself of your headache than rest it off. You need to mug!

6. All of your friends know that you carry panadol for this reason.

7. You subconsciously recite the definition of the first ionization energy in your sleep.

8. When eating Nasi Lemak, you immediately single out the cucumber and start labelling it - the seed, placenta, pedicel...

9. You have converted all of your lecture notes to .doc files and bluetooth-ed them to your phone. Through this, you are able to maximize mugging even whilst commuting on the way home while not carrying the bulky files themselves - definitely saves your blood sugar for, you guessed it, more mugging into the night. Efficient, right?

10. You definitely have no qualms about sleeping at 3am each night whilst mugging. Your racoon-like eyes are testament to that.

11. In your mind, you analyze the market structure of the shops you pass by on the way home, and scream "price discrimination!" when you pass by certain fast food restaurants.

12. You burn a lot of paper outside your HDB flat each weekend, and these were the papers you used for Maths revision. You know that it's not exactly environmentally friendly, but they have created a small mountain half a foot high in your room, and you confuse them with your other notes you need to mug with. Anything that meddles with your mugging must DIE.

13. The library is your second home. Scratch that, it IS your home, since you spend more time there than in that place where you're supposed to sleep in a bed anyway. Power naps rock!

14. You're nodding at each of these points stated above cause it's just SO TRUE.

15. You're motivated to mug all the more now because you realised that your secrets to mugging are not all that secret after all. Haha!


Disclaimer: This is merely a product of insanity partnered with stress for the JC1 Promotional Exams. Please do not take this seriously, and definitely don't be offended by it, if you would. Mugging methods are copyright to those who practice them on a regular basis, and are not to be copied unless given the permission to do so.