Today it rain.
My nose ran.
I got bain.
I am not tan.
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If A = B.
B = C.
Then A = C rights?
Wrong, because A cant be C, since they are two different entities.
I think maths is screwed.
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Kink demand curve?
Why so kinky?
Unusual sexual desires?
What a name for a demand curve.
Nature of the good = orientation of the good.
Straight or gay?
If i dont get straight As.
I will get gay As.
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If i drink 10 litres of water, would i pee out 10 litres of urine?
For those who know the answer, please tag.
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Here is a random video.
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Joey is bored.
Is slacking.
Knows he is cute =)
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
It's not the fault of student
if he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!
Balance = 0
' How can a student pass ?????'
The JC Lightbulb Joke
[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker.
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.
Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.
Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.
missing A's! where have they gone? where else bt our promos result slip! (:
Hey all! got this sms todae..thought it was kinda nice and was planning to share wif u guys..so here it is..
_ll the _s in dis msg _re missing,cos they _re tr_nsferred 2 ur promos result slip..p_ss this msg _round 2 wish ur beloved friends _ll e best for their promos =)
so yea.. with regards to that msg,lets all aim for As or if not,compromise a lil..at least get good grades such tat we all can promote to J2 together! :D
每个人都 努力! 파이팅!
-yogam (:
_ll the _s in dis msg _re missing,cos they _re tr_nsferred 2 ur promos result slip..p_ss this msg _round 2 wish ur beloved friends _ll e best for their promos =)
so yea.. with regards to that msg,lets all aim for As or if not,compromise a lil..at least get good grades such tat we all can promote to J2 together! :D
每个人都 努力! 파이팅!
-yogam (:
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Promos
Hey guys! (:
Candice here. Just wishing everyone ALL THE BEST for the upcoming midcourse/promotional exams! (: Let's all work hard to promote to JC2 together (:
Candice here. Just wishing everyone ALL THE BEST for the upcoming midcourse/promotional exams! (: Let's all work hard to promote to JC2 together (:
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Finding The Lord
A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’” XD
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’” XD
Saturday, September 20, 2008
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly -- easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great
friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives -- like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humoros and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
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Aries (3/21 - 4/19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.
Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a Communist.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. Most people like you, as you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. In other words, you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off; that's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.
Libra (9/23 - 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.
Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything; you are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long, as they take root and become trees.
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
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a loonnnnnngggggg post.. wahahahaha.. ^^
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly -- easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.
TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great
friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.
LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives -- like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.
SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.
SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.
CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humoros and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.
AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.
PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
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Aries (3/21 - 4/19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.
Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a Communist.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. Most people like you, as you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. In other words, you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off; that's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.
Libra (9/23 - 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.
Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything; you are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long, as they take root and become trees.
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.
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a loonnnnnngggggg post.. wahahahaha.. ^^
Friday, September 19, 2008
PCK style sex theory
PCK style sex theory
Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,Aloysius.........................................
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? siao ah! blain, use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy :Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
(The above is just for a laugh. I am not this kind of person. Pls dun misunderstood me. Ty. Haha^^)Personality From the Month of Birth
Select your month that you are born in and it will show your personailty.^^
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted Ambitious and serious. >Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and >weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, >neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to >make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. >Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. >Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. >Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn >and money cautious. ______________________________________ _________ >
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent >and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. >Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. >Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too >sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not >show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely >shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and >hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the >inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries >to learn to show emotions. _________________________________
MARCH: >Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. >Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace >and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily >angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant >and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves >traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. >Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. >_________________________________
APRIL: Active and dynamic. >Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate >to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. >Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and >fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. >Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself >and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way >that only their lover can see. _________________________________ >
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. >Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. >Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. >Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves >to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in >the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. >Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at >home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High >spirited. Spendthrift. _________________________________
JUNE: >Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and >soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. >Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. >Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating >skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. >Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting >colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows >emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. >Executive. Stubborn. _________________________________
JULY: Fun to >be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet >unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. >Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. >Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. >Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving >but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. >Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms >impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. >Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through >observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be >alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be >quiet. Home Body. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not >aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting >problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. >_________________________________
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. >Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership >qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous. Takes high >pride of oneself. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when >provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks >quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead . Loves to dream. >Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. >Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and >trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends . >_________________________________
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. >Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's >mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. >Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal >but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. >Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to >look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to >motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves >sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to >bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. >Systematic. _________________________________
OCTOBER: Loves to >chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the >center. Inner and physical beauty. Loyal and true in Love. Gets >angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. >Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not >care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. >Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. >Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily >influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. >_________________________________
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. >Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. >Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. >Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. >Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less >talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and >hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never >give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. >Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. >Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. >Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. >Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. >Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable >_________________________ ________
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. >Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and >hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. >Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be >loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. >Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. >Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted Ambitious and serious. >Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and >weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, >neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to >make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. >Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. >Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. >Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn >and money cautious. ______________________________________ _________ >
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent >and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. >Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. >Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too >sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not >show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely >shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and >hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the >inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries >to learn to show emotions. _________________________________
MARCH: >Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. >Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace >and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily >angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant >and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves >traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. >Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. >_________________________________
APRIL: Active and dynamic. >Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate >to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. >Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and >fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. >Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself >and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way >that only their lover can see. _________________________________ >
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. >Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. >Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. >Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves >to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in >the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. >Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at >home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High >spirited. Spendthrift. _________________________________
JUNE: >Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and >soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. >Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. >Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating >skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. >Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting >colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows >emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. >Executive. Stubborn. _________________________________
JULY: Fun to >be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet >unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. >Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. >Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. >Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving >but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. >Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms >impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. >Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through >observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be >alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be >quiet. Home Body. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not >aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting >problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. >_________________________________
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. >Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership >qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous. Takes high >pride of oneself. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when >provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks >quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead . Loves to dream. >Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. >Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and >trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends . >_________________________________
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. >Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's >mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. >Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal >but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. >Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to >look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to >motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves >sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to >bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. >Systematic. _________________________________
OCTOBER: Loves to >chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the >center. Inner and physical beauty. Loyal and true in Love. Gets >angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. >Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not >care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. >Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. >Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily >influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. >_________________________________
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. >Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. >Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. >Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. >Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less >talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and >hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never >give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. >Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. >Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. >Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. >Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. >Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable >_________________________ ________
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. >Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and >hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. >Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be >loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. >Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. >Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Punishment in Heaven
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
Sunday, September 14, 2008
15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.
15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.
1. You wish that the human body does not need to respire so much in order to carry out its bodily functions, so that you can use more energy to mug than sleep.
2. You have a timetable for every 15 minute interval of your life, in order to maximize the optimum capacity you can mug whilst having a remainder of time resting in order to not "burn out" before you need to. After all, what loser thinks in the short run? Draw a LRAC (Long Run Awakeness Capacity Curve) la!
3. You always never fail to carry your GC around, in case you feel the pressing need to calculate the dy/dx of a curve you see in the street.
4. You live, eat, sleep, dream Chemistry. Le Chatelier's Principle is the answer to all life's philosophies.
5. You always have panadol in your bag. Mugging has always been a priority to you in contrast to resting, and you'd rather synthetically alleviate yourself of your headache than rest it off. You need to mug!
6. All of your friends know that you carry panadol for this reason.
7. You subconsciously recite the definition of the first ionization energy in your sleep.
8. When eating Nasi Lemak, you immediately single out the cucumber and start labelling it - the seed, placenta, pedicel...
9. You have converted all of your lecture notes to .doc files and bluetooth-ed them to your phone. Through this, you are able to maximize mugging even whilst commuting on the way home while not carrying the bulky files themselves - definitely saves your blood sugar for, you guessed it, more mugging into the night. Efficient, right?
10. You definitely have no qualms about sleeping at 3am each night whilst mugging. Your racoon-like eyes are testament to that.
11. In your mind, you analyze the market structure of the shops you pass by on the way home, and scream "price discrimination!" when you pass by certain fast food restaurants.
12. You burn a lot of paper outside your HDB flat each weekend, and these were the papers you used for Maths revision. You know that it's not exactly environmentally friendly, but they have created a small mountain half a foot high in your room, and you confuse them with your other notes you need to mug with. Anything that meddles with your mugging must DIE.
13. The library is your second home. Scratch that, it IS your home, since you spend more time there than in that place where you're supposed to sleep in a bed anyway. Power naps rock!
14. You're nodding at each of these points stated above cause it's just SO TRUE.
15. You're motivated to mug all the more now because you realised that your secrets to mugging are not all that secret after all. Haha!
Disclaimer: This is merely a product of insanity partnered with stress for the JC1 Promotional Exams. Please do not take this seriously, and definitely don't be offended by it, if you would. Mugging methods are copyright to those who practice them on a regular basis, and are not to be copied unless given the permission to do so.
1. You wish that the human body does not need to respire so much in order to carry out its bodily functions, so that you can use more energy to mug than sleep.
2. You have a timetable for every 15 minute interval of your life, in order to maximize the optimum capacity you can mug whilst having a remainder of time resting in order to not "burn out" before you need to. After all, what loser thinks in the short run? Draw a LRAC (Long Run Awakeness Capacity Curve) la!
3. You always never fail to carry your GC around, in case you feel the pressing need to calculate the dy/dx of a curve you see in the street.
4. You live, eat, sleep, dream Chemistry. Le Chatelier's Principle is the answer to all life's philosophies.
5. You always have panadol in your bag. Mugging has always been a priority to you in contrast to resting, and you'd rather synthetically alleviate yourself of your headache than rest it off. You need to mug!
6. All of your friends know that you carry panadol for this reason.
7. You subconsciously recite the definition of the first ionization energy in your sleep.
8. When eating Nasi Lemak, you immediately single out the cucumber and start labelling it - the seed, placenta, pedicel...
9. You have converted all of your lecture notes to .doc files and bluetooth-ed them to your phone. Through this, you are able to maximize mugging even whilst commuting on the way home while not carrying the bulky files themselves - definitely saves your blood sugar for, you guessed it, more mugging into the night. Efficient, right?
10. You definitely have no qualms about sleeping at 3am each night whilst mugging. Your racoon-like eyes are testament to that.
11. In your mind, you analyze the market structure of the shops you pass by on the way home, and scream "price discrimination!" when you pass by certain fast food restaurants.
12. You burn a lot of paper outside your HDB flat each weekend, and these were the papers you used for Maths revision. You know that it's not exactly environmentally friendly, but they have created a small mountain half a foot high in your room, and you confuse them with your other notes you need to mug with. Anything that meddles with your mugging must DIE.
13. The library is your second home. Scratch that, it IS your home, since you spend more time there than in that place where you're supposed to sleep in a bed anyway. Power naps rock!
14. You're nodding at each of these points stated above cause it's just SO TRUE.
15. You're motivated to mug all the more now because you realised that your secrets to mugging are not all that secret after all. Haha!
Disclaimer: This is merely a product of insanity partnered with stress for the JC1 Promotional Exams. Please do not take this seriously, and definitely don't be offended by it, if you would. Mugging methods are copyright to those who practice them on a regular basis, and are not to be copied unless given the permission to do so.
Friday, September 12, 2008
The Quick Thinking Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. But the man said that he did not need a whole head, only a half.
The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager. So he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he said it, he turned to find the man standing right behind him. Realizing he had been overheard, the boy quickly added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okayed the request, and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet, and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir".
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota," asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just hookers and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Minnesota!"
The boy replied, "Oh Really! What team did she play for?"
The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager. So he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he said it, he turned to find the man standing right behind him. Realizing he had been overheard, the boy quickly added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."
The manager okayed the request, and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet, and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir".
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota," asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just hookers and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Minnesota!"
The boy replied, "Oh Really! What team did she play for?"
Thursday, September 11, 2008
ice cream personality test :)
hey all..chanced upon this as i was surfing the net..try it and enjoy ! (:
-yogam (:
Pick your favorite ice cream flavor and find out what it says about your personality. Afterwards remember to check out the compatibility chart!
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Butter pecan
4. Banana
5. Strawberry
6. Chocolate chip
Analysis
If you like vanilla, you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.
Prototype: Lovelorn housewife.
If you like chocolate, you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.
Prototype: Feminine woman, macho man.
If you like butter pecan, you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.
Prototype: Executive, secretary.
If you like banana, you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.
Prototype: The perfect husband, wife, parent or child.
If you like strawberry, you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.
Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.
If you like chocolate chip, you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.
Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.
-yogam (:
Pick your favorite ice cream flavor and find out what it says about your personality. Afterwards remember to check out the compatibility chart!
1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Butter pecan
4. Banana
5. Strawberry
6. Chocolate chip
Analysis
If you like vanilla, you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.
Prototype: Lovelorn housewife.
If you like chocolate, you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.
Prototype: Feminine woman, macho man.
If you like butter pecan, you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.
Prototype: Executive, secretary.
If you like banana, you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.
Prototype: The perfect husband, wife, parent or child.
If you like strawberry, you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.
Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.
If you like chocolate chip, you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.
Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.
Monday, September 8, 2008
INTERESTING..right?(:
kinda cool.
try it!(:
1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands.
If you see
Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain
2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)
Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain
Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:
Right-Left:
Considerate, traditional, indirect type can instinctively read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.
Right-Right:
Loves challenges type Straightforward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.
Left-Left:
Dedicated, cold, perfectionist. Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very 'anal' as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.
Left-Right:
Likes to take care of others, leader type. Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.
try it!(:
1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands.
If you see
Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain
2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)
Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain
Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:
Right-Left:
Considerate, traditional, indirect type can instinctively read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.
Right-Right:
Loves challenges type Straightforward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.
Left-Left:
Dedicated, cold, perfectionist. Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very 'anal' as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.
Left-Right:
Likes to take care of others, leader type. Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.
HELLO! ianHIGH here to post!(:
these pics are like 6 months old!(:
the reason why i still brought them out is hmm.
0823A 6months ago,and now!alot of diff right!!(:
after kota tinggi and batam.
0823A rocks so much harder..right guys?(:
another thing is,hmm.
sry for not celebrating anyone's b-day for a long time.
we stopped the trend due to busyness and did not start it again.
thats kinda sad,
but i'll promise you guys,we will start it again.
i'll personally make the effort to celebrate everyone's b-day.
the thing about this pic,the background nicer than the main focus.HA!kidding!i think.=X=X
the reason why i still brought them out is hmm.
0823A 6months ago,and now!alot of diff right!!(:
after kota tinggi and batam.
0823A rocks so much harder..right guys?(:
another thing is,hmm.
sry for not celebrating anyone's b-day for a long time.
we stopped the trend due to busyness and did not start it again.
thats kinda sad,
but i'll promise you guys,we will start it again.
i'll personally make the effort to celebrate everyone's b-day.
the thing about this pic,the background nicer than the main focus.HA!kidding!i think.=X=X
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Voting
Hello 0823A peoples!
Please vote for what colour you guys want for the class hoodie. It's in the right sidebar (: It'll help us decide for the colour scheme and stuff hahax.
By the way, I've already invited you guys to be co-authors to this blog, so go accept the invite okay? (:
Remember to do the Econs tutorial for Monopoly and Monopolistic Competition for Econs tmr, Maths tutorial 13 must hand in next week, and do tutorial 14 and 15 as well...(: Finish the extra notes we have for chem before Friday. Chem on Friday is at 9am at LT3.
And if you're going to post here, please do remember to sign off with your name so we can know who's posting. Haha.
All the best for Promos revision people! (:
-Candice
Please vote for what colour you guys want for the class hoodie. It's in the right sidebar (: It'll help us decide for the colour scheme and stuff hahax.
By the way, I've already invited you guys to be co-authors to this blog, so go accept the invite okay? (:
Remember to do the Econs tutorial for Monopoly and Monopolistic Competition for Econs tmr, Maths tutorial 13 must hand in next week, and do tutorial 14 and 15 as well...(: Finish the extra notes we have for chem before Friday. Chem on Friday is at 9am at LT3.
And if you're going to post here, please do remember to sign off with your name so we can know who's posting. Haha.
All the best for Promos revision people! (:
-Candice
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
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