0823A

2009-02-28T18:13:00.000-08:00

Have class chalet at the end of the year.
Do your want the chalet to combine with other classes too?
So it might just be one big IJC gathering there.

As for out class hoodie, mm...any suggestions?

0823A outing

2008-12-21T00:26:00.000-08:00

well,i'm tired of smsing only getting a few replies.
anyways,if you guys are interested.
we'll have a class gathering in school!
since we 23a is the "Frisbee Class"(always said by jon).
and since i really miss playing ultimate!
i want to have a frisbee day at school!

here are the details:
5th Jan,Monday. 11am at school.
those who have interviews for SLO or SPF,can come before/after the interviews!(:
we would prolly have lunch/dinner after the game.
call your friends from other classes too!(:
yuhui, ask fion,qh,hw they all.
renee, ask jiahui.
joey, ask jiahao.
anyone else is also welcome!(:
leave a tag if you interested!

Cheers,
Ian(:

2008-12-02T08:08:00.000-08:00

Alrights.

I think for all our sakes.
We shall do class Hoodie when school reopens.
We will get a list, everyone will write down their sizes.

=)

Here s a random picture.
Got a feeling this blog never had a photo before.

Indeed.

Really?

Ah boy, drop the fish biscuit.

Now we know why the fish died.

No more fish biscuit!

Showtime!

O.o

Yay!
He is smiling.

Okays i've ran out of ideas.

If you guys are still bored.
Can listen go this link and listen to this.
Nope it is safe.
Yup go on.
I will talk to you over there yeah?

Class Hoodie (updated)

2008-11-13T01:49:00.000-08:00

Hey people!

The new class hoodie design will be up hopefully by this weekend.

Anyway, since I'll be overseas, can Joey and Natalie please be in charge of looking for the vendor producing the hoodie? You guys can take the orders for the sizes as well? I'm asking you guys since Ian and Yu Hui will be busy with OCIP and all...

Mmm yeahs, I believe everyone came with the consensus of having the penguin design right? But is everyone okay with the current colour scheme? You guys okay with having the brown background colour, or do you want anything else?

YH, what do you mean by 'dropping'? ^^;;

Mmm, yeahs, that should be it? =P

Class Hoodie

2008-11-07T20:19:00.000-08:00

With regard to the previous post about the class hoodie design:

(Pls don't mind the 08239A, it was a typo and I'm too lazy to edit...)

And an opinion has been raised that instead of the penguin design, some of you might prefer grunge or abstract designs. The ones I uploaded below are the stuff I made for my group's ppt. Would you all like something like this instead of the penguins? =P Please voice your opinion in the tagboard. Should I make another poll about it? =P

What I need to know is:

1. What colour scheme?
2. What design?
3. Any other opinions? Even small details add on a lot to the whole thing.

If possible, let me know about this ASAP so we could have it done before the December break ends, yeahs? =P

And do you guys think we should make an online forum for our class? Cos I think it would be more organized and clearer to discuss stuff like this there instead of tagging in a blog.

And I am not a bugger! >_<;;

.

2008-11-07T19:44:00.000-08:00

Anyone in for a class BBQ?

The plausible cheap and comfy places would be either my house or KS.
I dont know who else lives in a condo in a class, so if any woodlanders or north people lives in a condo, try to offer it, because Khong Sheng s house is in Eunos, and mine in Bukit Batok.

This time there would be swimming pool, so everyone can be throw in again.

Mm...we can have it after OCIP, when the 3 musketeers are back from Vietnam.

State your request on tagboard.

And regarding class hoodie design, just bug candice!
Bugger...

Breathe In.. Breathe Out..

2008-11-07T07:40:00.000-08:00

erm.. random photos///...

Guess whose's watch?.. haha..

From left: Aishah, Yuting,SzeSing,Yuhui

PS: yuhui's face half gone- -.. so sorry...

... Zhihui :D

____________________________________

errr.. Renee ?.. doing PW?.. haha..

east coast trip :D

2008-11-07T06:41:00.000-08:00

Class outing at ECP

2008-11-07T04:58:00.000-08:00

Yo peoples! These are the pictures from the class outing at ECP! (:

Nat! You haven't given me the pictures from your phone yet...The ones in the water... =P

Mother and Daughter? LOL.

Nat and her relatives.

Desireeeeeeee...

Candid shots. Mmmm.

UNGLAM!

Jumping people. Lol.
I don't think I'm good at giving captions huh...

ZZZ.
Khong Sheng camwhore.

Happy family?

Blur?

0823A (:

Girls

Girls with two extras. =P

Guys

The "guys" + Desiree? o_O;;;

almost-0823A

almost-0823A with half of Desiree's face

Peace!
Jia Xin emoooo

Another candid shot

Zhao Di! (:

Cycling people. (:

Volleyball. Hahas. (:

Desiree + Nat camwhore

Sze Sing + Zhi Hui

Khong Sheng getting hauled off to the sea? LOL

Rainbowwww... (:

KS blur

After getting wet...

ij055

2008-11-07T04:42:00.000-08:00

Candice has decided to be nice and uploads IJ055's pilot test photos.

Inter-House Competition

2008-11-03T18:38:00.000-08:00

I know that this should have probably been posted earlier, but...FRISBEEEE!!

Mmm, yeah, proud of the Rasalas girls for getting first (and beating the other team 6-nil) for the Inter-house frisbee competition we had a few weeks back. (:

IJ053's pilot test photos

2008-11-03T17:44:00.000-08:00

Yo people...Down here is the two videos (one of which was rejected) that my group has produced...

Mmmmhmmm...Anyways, here's the first one, which is actually just a summary of the pilot test (Japanese Occupation) which we asked you guys (0823A and 0812D) to take part in. Sorry, it's kinda shaky...But yeah, hope you guys still have a good laugh watching it...(:

Mmm, yeahs, this one is the actual one we presented on that day, which looks a lot more decent than the one above, in terms of aesthetics? Lol. Please do enjoy.

Sorry the pictures are placed in super random order, the files are all around my comp, and I kinda had difficulty looking for them. Lol. Anyway, here's my group's pilot test photos.

Zhao Di buying illegal Twisties from Eileen from the black market. Lol.

Wind-walkers.

And so the war begins? Lol.

Running away from 'Japanese' solidiers.

Lol. I dunno if this fall is done purposefully or accidentally.

Summore illegal transactions...

This is LJ, doing work.

This is LJ, being distracted.

The Japanese mafia?

People doing our surveys and stuff...

Looking for the black market. Mmmmhmm. Right.

Khong Sheng points at a random area.

People, uh, discussing?

Getting oriented in what they're supposed to do.

Uh huh...

Joey pouts. Everyone else looks reasonably happy. x)

Aishah looks like she likes the 'banana money'. Haha.

The aftermath of the water fight.

KS, Nat and Desiree. I dunno what else to caption this. Lol.

Pictures from our post-OP day...woot!

2008-11-03T17:32:00.000-08:00

I am but a humble slave of the system and everyone's expectations, bringing to you the cam-whored pics from yesterday's post-OP session...Lol...

Hrmm. Wells. Class photos!

Hmm? Who's there?

IJ053

IJ052

"But, I want to be your friend..."

PW Photos By IJ056

2008-11-02T23:43:00.000-08:00

Presents to You By IJ056(The CREATIVE 4):

"The EE Speaker/Singer/Pianist"

"The Best IJC DJ"

" The Best Seniors"

"The EE Group's LDR"

"The Enthu 4"

"The Calm 4"

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AND LASTLY

"The Pregnant Yogam"

CONGRATS FOR YOUR OPs, AND FINALLY PW IS OFFICIALLY OVER, by tmr! Oh man, I&R....

Post-OP stuff

2008-11-02T01:16:00.000-07:00

Hey people! (:

Can I request that the PW groups upload their pilot test/survey/whatever photos and videos to the class blog for everyone's viewing pleasure after OP? =P Anyway we won't be needing them for exam purposes after Monday. It kind of epitomizes our JC1 PW experience, so yeah, it'll be good to put here for memories' sake... (:

Oh yes, and the kind soul who'll be taking pictures in our class outing on Wednesday (details in post below), please do upload the pictures here as well.

ALL THE BEST FOR OP! (:

-Candice

2008-11-01T08:08:00.000-07:00

Yo!
A Class Outing Has been Organised!
The purpose of this class outing is to go out as a CLASS which we didn't have a chance to do that earlier this year.
And some of us will be seperated to other classes next yr, and Before our results are out on Friday, and After our OP on Monday & I&R on Tuesday, We will have our OUTING on WEDNESDAY(5th of Nov)!

Venue: East Coast
Time: 12.30pm@ Woodlands MRT Station OR 1.30pm@ East Coast Mcdonalds
Things to Bring: YOURSELF, Face Towel, Extra Clothes(optional), $$$( around 20++)
Balls/Frisbee/any other playing objects you got!!!Water bottle! No PSP/DS !

We will have both Lunch and DInner TOGETHER! Need Zhao Di to indicate places to go and eat then ^^

EVERYONE PLS COME! This is maybe the last outing for 0823A le! MUST COME! CYA! ^^
(Till now, EVERYONE, except Gab and LJ, has agreed to come! )

GD Luck For OP!

blind joke =.=

2008-10-31T09:37:00.000-07:00

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

2008-10-19T07:39:00.001-07:00

Pw is zzz.

In the real working world, i am quite sure, there wont be word limit.

Frustrated?

Stuck like them?

I have no conclusion.

To feel less depressed, invest another minute of your life on this.

I still have no conclusion.

Testifying

2008-10-14T08:15:00.000-07:00

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

2008-10-14T08:13:00.000-07:00

It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university.
Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. “You’re not going to have time to finish this,” the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
“Yes I will,” replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in.
All except the late student, who continued writing.
An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class.
He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.”No you don’t, I’m not going to accept that. It’s late.”
The student looked incredulous and angry. “Do you know who I am?”
“No, as a matter of fact I don’t,” replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
“Do you know who I am?” the student asked again in a louder voice.
“No, and I don’t care.” replied the professor with an air of superiority.
“Good,” replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

Y2K Program

2008-10-07T08:27:00.001-07:00

This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. This program is known as 'Millennia Year Application Software System' (MYASS).

Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. We have not addressed networking aspects yet, so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands.

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Last week my secretary said to me, 'I'm a little nervous, I never put anything in MYASS before.' I helped her through the first time and afterward she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again, and was even ready to kiss MYASS.

There have been concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. This database will encompass all information associated with the business.

As you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want in MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace for a supervisor to hand work to an employee and say, 'here, stick this in MYASS.' It will be a great day when we need data quickly and our employees can respond, 'Here it is, I just pulled it out of MYASS.'

The Poor Arab

2008-10-07T08:24:00.001-07:00

A fleeing taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on it.
The Arab asked, My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?
The Jewish man replied, I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only 150. This one goes very nicely with your robes.
The Arab shouted, You idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water!
OK, said the old Jew, it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. Go! Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!
The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man was sitting at his table.
The Jew said, I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you not find it?
I found it all right, rasped the Arab. But your brother wont let me in without a tie.

Sum Wan & Sori

2008-10-07T08:21:00.001-07:00

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Mr. Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! but what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Abely Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!
Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!!
I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!

2008-10-07T07:27:00.001-07:00

To the entire class chionging for PW.

I wont say Jia you, because i dont see the point of sprinting on.
I would instead say, dont give up.

It may seem zzz, to be doing PW at this point, but just dont give up.
We will run on as a class =)

We wont sprint, we will run.

To encourage you all, here s something.

Fast & Furious--singapore style.

2008-10-06T03:15:00.000-07:00

hey all..this is an email i received..thot it was pretty funnie..rmb to keep the song TOKYO DRIFT in ur head as u read/sing this..enjoy (:

This song is super funny loh............ LOL! :)
*TURN ON YOUR SPEAKER!! FUNNY!!
Listen to the music and look at the lyrics at the same time...*

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can't afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!)(beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed above 45
Or everybody Cashcard won't survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!

Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can't be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires(ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you goPulau Bukom! (Don't have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

--yogam (: --

2008-09-30T07:22:00.000-07:00

Today it rain.
My nose ran.
I got bain.
I am not tan.

--

If A = B.
B = C.
Then A = C rights?
Wrong, because A cant be C, since they are two different entities.
I think maths is screwed.

--

Kink demand curve?
Why so kinky?
Unusual sexual desires?
What a name for a demand curve.

Nature of the good = orientation of the good.
Straight or gay?

If i dont get straight As.
I will get gay As.

--

If i drink 10 litres of water, would i pee out 10 litres of urine?

For those who know the answer, please tag.

--

Here is a random video.

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Joey is bored.
Is slacking.
Knows he is cute =)

2008-09-29T05:19:00.000-07:00

It's not the fault of student

if he/she fails because the year ONLY

has 365 days...

typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.

Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.

Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.

Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.

Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.

1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0

' How can a student pass ?????'

2008-09-29T05:13:00.000-07:00

The JC Lightbulb Joke

[THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBUBLB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.]

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'll prefer it to be darker.

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They'll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

missing A's! where have they gone? where else bt our promos result slip! (:

2008-09-29T04:37:00.000-07:00

Hey all! got this sms todae..thought it was kinda nice and was planning to share wif u guys..so here it is..

_ll the _s in dis msg _re missing,cos they _re tr_nsferred 2 ur promos result slip..p_ss this msg _round 2 wish ur beloved friends _ll e best for their promos =)

so yea.. with regards to that msg,lets all aim for As or if not,compromise a lil..at least get good grades such tat we all can promote to J2 together! :D

每个人都努力! 파이팅!

-yogam (:

Promos

2008-09-28T01:54:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! (:

Candice here. Just wishing everyone ALL THE BEST for the upcoming midcourse/promotional exams! (: Let's all work hard to promote to JC2 together (:

Finding The Lord

2008-09-23T04:34:00.001-07:00

A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

And Little Johnny said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?’” XD

2008-09-20T08:11:00.000-07:00

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly -- easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20)
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great
friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20)
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives -- like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humoros and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

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Aries (3/21 - 4/19) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

Taurus (4/20 - 5/20) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a Communist.

Gemini (5/21 - 6/20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. Most people like you, as you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. In other words, you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.

Cancer (6/21 - 7/22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off; that's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

Leo (7/23 - 8/22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are just pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

Virgo (8/23 - 9/22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

Libra (9/23 - 10/22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more than likely gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (11/22 - 12/21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dopers. People laugh at you a great deal.

Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything; you are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still for too long, as they take root and become trees.

Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

Pisces (2/19 - 3/20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.

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a loonnnnnngggggg post.. wahahahaha.. ^^

PCK style sex theory

2008-09-19T01:45:00.001-07:00

PCK style sex theory

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son,Aloysius.........................................

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? siao ah! blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy :Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

(The above is just for a laugh. I am not this kind of person. Pls dun misunderstood me. Ty. Haha^^)

Personality From the Month of Birth

2008-09-19T01:45:00.000-07:00

Select your month that you are born in and it will show your personailty.^^

JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted Ambitious and serious. >Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and >weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, >neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to >make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. >Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. >Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. >Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn >and money cautious. ______________________________________ _________ >
FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent >and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. >Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. >Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too >sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not >show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely >shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and >hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the >inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries >to learn to show emotions. _________________________________
MARCH: >Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. >Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace >and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily >angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant >and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves >traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. >Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. >_________________________________
APRIL: Active and dynamic. >Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate >to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. >Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and >fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. >Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself >and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way >that only their lover can see. _________________________________ >
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. >Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. >Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. >Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves >to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in >the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. >Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at >home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High >spirited. Spendthrift. _________________________________
JUNE: >Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and >soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. >Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. >Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating >skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. >Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting >colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows >emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. >Executive. Stubborn. _________________________________
JULY: Fun to >be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet >unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. >Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. >Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. >Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving >but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. >Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms >impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. >Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through >observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be >alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be >quiet. Home Body. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not >aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting >problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. >_________________________________
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. >Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership >qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous. Takes high >pride of oneself. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when >provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks >quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead . Loves to dream. >Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. >Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and >trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends . >_________________________________
SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. >Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's >mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. >Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal >but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. >Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to >look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to >motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves >sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to >bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. >Systematic. _________________________________
OCTOBER: Loves to >chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the >center. Inner and physical beauty. Loyal and true in Love. Gets >angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. >Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not >care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. >Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. >Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily >influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children. >_________________________________
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. >Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. >Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. >Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. >Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less >talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and >hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never >give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. >Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. >Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. >Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. >Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. >Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable >_________________________ ________
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. >Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and >hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. >Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be >loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. >Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. >Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor.

Punishment in Heaven

2008-09-17T07:02:00.000-07:00

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.

2008-09-14T00:28:00.001-07:00

15 Ways to Know if You're a Mugger.

1. You wish that the human body does not need to respire so much in order to carry out its bodily functions, so that you can use more energy to mug than sleep.

2. You have a timetable for every 15 minute interval of your life, in order to maximize the optimum capacity you can mug whilst having a remainder of time resting in order to not "burn out" before you need to. After all, what loser thinks in the short run? Draw a LRAC (Long Run Awakeness Capacity Curve) la!

3. You always never fail to carry your GC around, in case you feel the pressing need to calculate the dy/dx of a curve you see in the street.

4. You live, eat, sleep, dream Chemistry. Le Chatelier's Principle is the answer to all life's philosophies.

5. You always have panadol in your bag. Mugging has always been a priority to you in contrast to resting, and you'd rather synthetically alleviate yourself of your headache than rest it off. You need to mug!

6. All of your friends know that you carry panadol for this reason.

7. You subconsciously recite the definition of the first ionization energy in your sleep.

8. When eating Nasi Lemak, you immediately single out the cucumber and start labelling it - the seed, placenta, pedicel...

9. You have converted all of your lecture notes to .doc files and bluetooth-ed them to your phone. Through this, you are able to maximize mugging even whilst commuting on the way home while not carrying the bulky files themselves - definitely saves your blood sugar for, you guessed it, more mugging into the night. Efficient, right?

10. You definitely have no qualms about sleeping at 3am each night whilst mugging. Your racoon-like eyes are testament to that.

11. In your mind, you analyze the market structure of the shops you pass by on the way home, and scream "price discrimination!" when you pass by certain fast food restaurants.

12. You burn a lot of paper outside your HDB flat each weekend, and these were the papers you used for Maths revision. You know that it's not exactly environmentally friendly, but they have created a small mountain half a foot high in your room, and you confuse them with your other notes you need to mug with. Anything that meddles with your mugging must DIE.

13. The library is your second home. Scratch that, it IS your home, since you spend more time there than in that place where you're supposed to sleep in a bed anyway. Power naps rock!

14. You're nodding at each of these points stated above cause it's just SO TRUE.

15. You're motivated to mug all the more now because you realised that your secrets to mugging are not all that secret after all. Haha!

Disclaimer: This is merely a product of insanity partnered with stress for the JC1 Promotional Exams. Please do not take this seriously, and definitely don't be offended by it, if you would. Mugging methods are copyright to those who practice them on a regular basis, and are not to be copied unless given the permission to do so.

The Quick Thinking Boy

2008-09-12T19:07:00.001-07:00

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. But the man said that he did not need a whole head, only a half.

The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager. So he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."

As he said it, he turned to find the man standing right behind him. Realizing he had been overheard, the boy quickly added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager okayed the request, and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet, and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir".

"Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota," asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just hookers and hockey players up there."

"My wife is from Minnesota!"

The boy replied, "Oh Really! What team did she play for?"

ice cream personality test :)

2008-09-11T07:36:00.000-07:00

hey all..chanced upon this as i was surfing the net..try it and enjoy ! (:

-yogam (:

Pick your favorite ice cream flavor and find out what it says about your personality. Afterwards remember to check out the compatibility chart!

1. Vanilla
2. Chocolate
3. Butter pecan
4. Banana
5. Strawberry
6. Chocolate chip

Analysis

If you like vanilla, you are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person.

Prototype: Lovelorn housewife.

If you like chocolate, you are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships.

Prototype: Feminine woman, macho man.

If you like butter pecan, you are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and the take-charge type of personality.

Prototype: Executive, secretary.

If you like banana, you are easy going, well adjusted, generous, honest and empathetic.

Prototype: The perfect husband, wife, parent or child.

If you like strawberry, you are shy, yet emotionally robust, skeptical, detail-oriented, opinionated, introverted and self critical. Easily made to feel guilty; cranky, pessimistic, low self-esteem.

Prototype: Bureaucrat, journalist.

If you like chocolate chip, you are generous, competitive and accomplished. You are charming in social situations, ambitious and competent. A visionary, a conqueror, enjoys being catered to, a go-getter, intolerant of defeat.

Prototype: Industry leaders, voted most likely to succeed in school.

INTERESTING..right?(:

2008-09-08T07:18:00.001-07:00

kinda cool.
try it!(:

1. Hold your hands together, as if you were praying. Look at your hands.
If you see

Left thumb is below the right thumb ---> left brain
Right thumb is below the left thumb ---> right brain

2. Fold your arms in front of you (as if you are angry)

Right arm above left arm ---> left brain
Left arm above right arm ---> right brain

Based on 1+2 (order important), below is the interpretation of your personality:

Right-Left:
Considerate, traditional, indirect type can instinctively read other's emotion, and respond friendly by natures. Although not very into taking initiatives in moving forward, but this person will always take a step back in supporting others. Stable personality and considerate, give others a being protected feeling. But the weakness is they cannot say no; regardless how unwilling they are, they will take care of others.

Right-Right:
Loves challenges type Straightforward. Once they decided on one thing, will take action right away. Very curious, and love challenges. Dare to face dangers without thinking through (sometimes foolishly). Their weakness is they don't listen to others, will filter in only what whey want to hear in a conversation, and very subjective. However, because of their straightforward attitude, they tend to be fairly popular.

Left-Left:
Dedicated, cold, perfectionist. Very logical in all aspects. The only way to defeat (or win over) him/her is through reasons. Has a lot of prides, and feeling strongly about doing the right thing. If they are your friends, they are very trustworthy. However, if they are your opponents, they will be very tough to deal with. Because they can be very 'anal' as a perfectionist, they usually leave a bad impression of being hard to deal with when first met.

Left-Right:
Likes to take care of others, leader type. Has a cool and keen observation ability to see through situations, yet still can be considerate in others needs. Because of their cool and calm nature, and strong sense of responsibility, they tend to become head of a group. Popular among people. However, they may not be able to help themselves in meddling because they want to take care of others too much. Very concerned about how others view them, and always on alert.

HELLO! ianHIGH here to post!(:

2008-09-08T06:45:00.000-07:00

these pics are like 6 months old!(:
the reason why i still brought them out is hmm.
0823A 6months ago,and now!alot of diff right!!(:
after kota tinggi and batam.
0823A rocks so much harder..right guys?(:
another thing is,hmm.
sry for not celebrating anyone's b-day for a long time.
we stopped the trend due to busyness and did not start it again.
thats kinda sad,
but i'll promise you guys,we will start it again.
i'll personally make the effort to celebrate everyone's b-day.

the thing about this pic,the background nicer than the main focus.HA!kidding!i think.=X=X

2008-09-04T01:46:00.000-07:00

He is leaving his hometown =(

Gabrielle holding gabrielle.

Deviation from the expected course.

NO ENTRY!

My house is over there!

Isnt he cute?

Voting

2008-09-03T05:10:00.000-07:00

Hello 0823A peoples!

Please vote for what colour you guys want for the class hoodie. It's in the right sidebar (: It'll help us decide for the colour scheme and stuff hahax.

By the way, I've already invited you guys to be co-authors to this blog, so go accept the invite okay? (:

Remember to do the Econs tutorial for Monopoly and Monopolistic Competition for Econs tmr, Maths tutorial 13 must hand in next week, and do tutorial 14 and 15 as well...(: Finish the extra notes we have for chem before Friday. Chem on Friday is at 9am at LT3.

And if you're going to post here, please do remember to sign off with your name so we can know who's posting. Haha.

All the best for Promos revision people! (:

-Candice

Candid shots

2008-09-02T22:38:00.000-07:00

Teacher's Day/ ACES Day (Part 2)

2008-09-01T17:22:00.000-07:00

Teacher's Day/ ACES Day (Part 1)

2008-08-29T01:46:00.000-07:00

more pictures since the school internet is obviously faster

2008-08-27T18:56:00.000-07:00

batam stuff for ian cos there's sth wrong with MSN

2008-08-27T06:33:00.000-07:00

dude sorry my internet really is just so freaking slow...

After School

2008-08-21T23:24:00.000-07:00

Wayne's Party

2008-08-11T20:41:00.000-07:00

Random IJC stuff

2008-08-11T20:35:00.000-07:00

Batam Trip (Part 1)

2008-08-11T19:33:00.000-07:00

National Day Celebration

2008-08-11T19:23:00.000-07:00

OCS Trip (continued)

2008-08-11T18:51:00.000-07:00

OCS

2008-08-01T20:14:00.000-07:00

OCS Trip

2008-07-25T22:02:00.001-07:00